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It's only a story: Daniel Sloss at TEDxEaling

the-wiz-of-oz:

If you ever got offended at a joke/bit by a comedian, please watch this. It’s a beautiful and interesting speech about Stand-up Comedy.

"The best time I could choose to get high was when I was babysitting my younger brothers. I wasn’t doing it around them. All they new is that I was going outside for ten minutes and then comming back in funner, and they loved it.
They would be like - ‘Can we get a bedtime story?’
Daniel - ‘Fuck yeah you can get a bedtime story! How about we build a fort first!?’"


Daniel Sloss (via panacea-elixir)

cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

(Source: foodtrucker)

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck