Harry Potter Magical Wand

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

(Source: taxicar)

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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(Source: michaxl)

selflubricatinganus:

Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life

aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

(Source: dutchster)